ASSHOLES
Owners:
Kevin Fletcher, Jeff Sneed
Last Year's Stats: 8-8 overall, 2nd place in the National Conf. Made playoffs as a wildcard and lost in second round. -15.4 Power Ranking (#9 overall) and 82.4% Efficiency Rating (#7 overall).
NOTES: Somehow find a way to make the playoffs every year and usually do well...in the past four years only the Assholes and PRI have won the championship (two each). This year may be the first time in a long while that the 'Holes find themselves in the bottom six at season's end.
DRAFT DAY ROSTER
Draft spot #4
| QB | Batch, Charlie DET | RB | Warren, Chris DAL | WR | Toomer, Amani NYG |
| QB | Kitna, Jon SEA | WR | Alexander, Derrick KC | K | Hollis, Mike JAX |
| RB | Collins, Cecil MIA | WR | Anthony, Reidel TB | K | Richey, Wade SF |
| RB | Smith, Emmit DAL | WR | Johnson, Keyshawn NYJ | D | Detroit |
| RB | Taylor, Fred JAX | WR | Muhammad, Mushin CAR | D | New Orleans |
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Cheesy-Poofs
Owners: Dan
Heney, Marshall Buchanan
Last Year's Stats: 10-5 overall record, #2 in the American Conf. Wildcard playoff berth but lost first round. 5.2 Power Ranking (#3 overall), 82.8% Efficiency Rating (#6 overall). They were also #3 in the league with total points scored (2289).
NOTES: After a remarkable turnaround from '97 (4-10 record), the only problem the Cheesy-Poofs had last year was being in the same conference as PRI. This year it's a lack of overall player talent. Another "remarkable" turnaround, in the other direction, may be in store...
DRAFT DAY ROSTER
Draft spot #6
| QB | Plummer, Jake ARI | RB | Anders, Kimble KC | TE | Westbrook, Michael WAS |
| QB | Stewart, Kordell PIT | WR | Hilliard, Ike NYG | K | Anderson, Morten ATL |
| RB | Bettis, Jerome PIT | WR | Kennison, Eddie NO | K | Carney, John SD |
| RB | Faulk, Kevin NE | WR | McCardell, Keenan JAX | D | Green Bay |
| RB | Levens, Dorsey GB | WR | Moore, Herman DET | D | St. Louis |
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High
Tech Rednecks
Owners: Dave
Bockman, Russell Fyfe
Last Year's Stats: 5-9 record, 3rd place in the American Conf. -1.8 Power Ranking (#7 overall), 85.2% Efficiency Rating (#5 overall). Perhaps their best showing in three years.
NOTES: This could be a real breakout year for the Rednecks...a first round draft pick certainly helps, and if Dave can hang around all year for support they may have a shot at - GULP - a winning record AND perhaps more. Time will tell.
DRAFT DAY ROSTER
Draft spot #1
| QB | Brister, Bubby DEN | RB | Watters, Ricky SEA | TE | Reed, Andre BUF |
| QB | McNair, Steve TEN | WR | Calloway, Chris ATL | K | Kasay, John CAR |
| RB | Brown, Gary NYG | WR | Chrebet, Wayne NYJ | K | Longwell, Ryan GB |
| RB | Davis, Terrell DEN | WR | Holt, Torry STL | D | Atlanta |
| RB | Lane, Fred CAR | WR | Pickens, Carl CIN (?) | D | Kansas City |
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V.E.G.A.
Owners: Marc Butvilas
(pictured),
Justin Convey
Last Year's Stats: 6-8 overall record, #4 in the National conf. -16.8 Power Ranking (#11 overall), 78.9% Efficiency Rating (#9 overall). Dead Last in total points scored (1793) for the season.
NOTES: After a great rookie season in '97 they faltered last year with little offensive punch. That seems to have been corrected this season, and they have a great shot at not only the division but the SFFL title.
DRAFT DAY ROSTER
Draft spot #2
| QB | Favre, Brett GB | RB | Smith, Robert MIN | WR | Chmura, Mark GB |
| QB | Flutie, Doug BUF | WR | Engram, Bobby CHI | K | Christie, Steve BUF |
| RB | Enis, Curtis CHI | WR | Glenn, Terry NE | K | Johnson, Norm PHI |
| RB | Fletcher, Terrell SD | WR | Scott, Darnay CIN | D | Denver |
| RB | Rhett, Errict BAL | WR | Smith, Jimmy JAX | D | NY Jets |