SFFL 2002 Year-End
Summary
Congratulations to the Assholes
for being our 2002 league champs AND winning the Total
Point Title! On a lesser scale, kudos to Ruffy
for their Toilet Bowl win and actually collecting some point total
cash for 3rd place! 2002
was truly a season with no dominant team; eight teams were either 7-6 or 6-7,
and ONLY the Assholes finished with double digit wins (10). However, this was quite an interesting
year. Besides VEGA ending their
three-year championship reign, here are some other items of note:
*****Second year in a row a wildcard team won the Superbowl.*****We
had all new conference champs this
year.*****Blind Squirrels break
their string of 3 years with no kick in the dicks (two this year).*****Cyclones break their string of two
years of last place conference finishes & last place power rankings.*****Venwaz finishes their second straight
year owing more than $250 at seasons end.*****Fumunda Cheez sets a record for most transactions in a season
(28).*****Ruffy, the Toilet bowl
winner & “second worst” team in our league, had no penalties & finished
3rd in point totals. HOW???*****Dukes
set all-time record for $$ owed at seasons end, Kick in the Dicks & total
penalties. Being at the bottom of most
major categories, including an amazingly bad 0-7 interconference record &
31-point Toilet Bowl output, statistically this 2002 team makes a strong
argument for being the worst team EVER in our SFFL league. Yes, even worse than the 2-12 Unaboners…THAT
bad!*****
Thanks
for another great year, and see you in August!
The GOOD |
The BAD
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Superbowl/League Champ |
Assholes |
Overall Worst Team in League |
Dukes
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Superbowl Runner-Up |
FuMunda Cheez |
Second Worst Team in League |
Ruffy |
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Point Total Champion |
Assholes (2200) |
Least Points Scored |
Dukes (1554) |
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Point Total second place |
FuMunda Cheez (2127) |
Second Least Points Scored |
Venwaz (1632) |
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Point Total third place |
Ruffy (2122) |
Third Least Points Scored |
High Tech Rednecks (1880) |
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American Conference Champ |
High Tech Rednecks |
American Conference Cellar |
Dukes |
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National Conference Champ |
Painful Rectal Itches |
National Conference Cellar |
Blind Squirrels |
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Federal Conference Champ |
FuMunda Cheez |
Federal Conference Cellar |
G-Men |
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Wildcard Teams |
Assholes, Pull My Finger, VEGA |
Making our Draft Board in 2002 |
Dukes |
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Top Power Ranking |
Assholes (56.5) |
Worst Power Ranking |
Dukes (-21.5) |
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Top Efficiency Rating |
Assholes (80.4%) |
Worst Efficiency Rating |
Dukes (66.4%) |
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Most Victories |
Assholes (10) |
Least Victories |
Dukes (4) |
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Best Conference Record |
Dukes, FuMunda Cheez, PMF, PRI (4-2) |
Worst Conference Record |
G-Men, Ruffy, VEGA, Venwaz (2-4) |
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Best Interconference Record |
VEGA, Venwaz (5-2) |
Worst Interconference Record |
Dukes (0-7) |
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Best Conference overall |
Federal Conference (2nd year in a row) |
Worst Conference overall |
American Conference |
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Least Points Scored Against |
High Tech Rednecks (1764) |
Most Points Scored Against |
Blind Squirrels (2071) |
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Least Trades/Transactions |
G-Men (3) |
Most Trades/Transactions |
FuMunda Cheez (28) |
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Most Improved from 2000 |
FuMunda Cheez (Cheesy-Poofs) |
Biggest Nosedive from 2000 |
VEGA |
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Least KICK IN THE DICKS |
Assholes, FuMunda Cheez, Ruffy (0) |
Most KICK IN THE DICKS |
Dukes (5) |