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ASSHOLES
National Conference

 

Owners:   Kevin Fletcher, Jeff Sneed

1999: 5-9 overall, 1-5 conference, last place in National Conference, last in league Efficiency Rating, missed playoffs.

History:  Former League Champions in 1995, 1997 and once runners-up.  Made playoffs every year until '99.

 

 


 

BLIND SQUIRRELS
American Conference

 

Owners: Erik Spraklen, Doug Dangremond

1999: 7-7 overall, 4-2 in Federal Conference, missed playoffs for first year ever.

History:  Previous league runner-up and points champion

 


 

CHEESY-POOFS
Federal Conference

 

Owners: Dan Heney, Marshall Buchanan

1999: 9-7 overall, 4-2 in National Conference, lost in playoffs in second round to champ VEGA.

History:  Finally made playoffs in 1999...first time!

 


 

CYCLONES
National Conference

 

Owners: Dave Halffield, Paul Pasternock

1999: 10-5 overall, 3-3 & first place in Federal Conference, #2 in point totals, #3 in Power Rankings, lost in playoffs in second round.

History:  former league runners-up.

 


 

DUKES
Federal Conference

 

Owners: Alan Rasnic, Tom Rasnic

1999: 6-8 overall, 1-5 and last place in Federal Conference, #2 overall in efficiency ratings.

History:  best remembered for starting '97 season 5-0, then finishing 5-11.

 


 

G-MEN
Federal Conference

 

Owners: Sujit Sheth, Peter Gamoff

1999: 5-9 overall, 2-4 in American Conference, dead last in Power Rankings and point totals.

History:  First season in league was a nightmare worth forgetting.

 

 


 

HIGH TECH REDNECKS
American Conference

Owners: Dave Bockman, Russ Fyfe

1999: 8-7 overall, 2-4 in National Conference, #3 overall in efficiency ratings, lost first round of playoffs.

History:  perpetually rotten, but they finally had their first winning season in '99.

 


 

PAINFUL RECTAL ITCHES
National Conference
Commissioner's Team

 

Owners: Bryan McGonigal (commish), Gene Dorsch

1999: 6-8 overall, 4-2 in American Conference, missed playoffs.  #1 in Efficiency Rating, #11 in point totals.

History:  Former league champions 1996 & 1998, efficiency leader three straight years, point champion in '98, all-time $$$ winner for single season.  Despite the flowers, they're not gay.

 


 

PULL MY FINGER
American Conference
(not pictured as they are avoiding VEGA gas problem)

 

Owners: Steve Lemke, Dave Mansfield

1999: 8-7 overall, 4-2 in Federal Conference, #10 in Efficieny Ratings, lost in first round of playoffs.

History:  A bit bleak but they always write good commentary.

 


 

RUFFY
Federal Conference
1999 SFFL WORST TEAM

 

Owners: Brett Hellstrom, Larry Rebodos

1999: 3-11 overall, 1-5 in American Conference (last place), #11 in Power Rankings, #10 in point totals.  Hey, they missed the playoffs too!

History:  total of five wins in two seasons = walking horseshit.  Larry places all the blame on brother Leon, who as you can see is no longer with the team.

 


 

VEGA
National Conference
1999 SFFL LEAGUE CHAMP

 

Owners: Marc Butvilas (pictured), Justin Convey

1999: League Champion! 12-4 overall, 5-1 in National Conference, #1 in Power Rankings.  They also started the season 2-4.

History:  Former league runner-up in rookie season ('97) and has made playoffs two out of three years.  Partner is nowhere to be found.

 

 


 

VENWAZ BALLS
American Conference
1999 League Runner-up
1999 Point total champ

Owners: Chris Stevens, Kenji Kusumoto

1999: 10-7 overall, 5-1 in American Conference, #1 in point totals, #2 in Power Rankings, #11 in efficiency ratings, lost in Superbowl.

History:  Big team scorers and usually earn $$$ every year.

 


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