Soundoff Comments Page

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The Commish

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Hey everyone...the final full site update is completed. Keep checking back for minor updates on the 2000 season, rule changes, etc. (main page). Thanks again for a great season!

01/29/2000

10:34 AM

RUSS

HTRN

Although it could be changed, the original scoring system was set in a way to which meant to equalize each position. The average score of the leagues QB’s would average the scores of TWO running backs, THREE wide receivers and the ONE defense. Bryan could do the 1999 tally and see if some tweaking is needed. You may want to lower defensive scoring but what would that do to FIFTH round picks like Seattle. Wouldn’t that make it stupid to draft a defense that early? It might confuse PRI’s draft strategy! Vega and VB definitely should buy some rounds now that Bryan has cut of beers at 230.

01/07/2000

06:00 AM

Lem

PMF

Istillcare.com

I really think we need to think about some slight rule changes. I know all of my ideas will be shot down the minute they hit everyone's ears, but there are some points that need to be addressed. I plan on bringing a SMALL list. Certain points awarded for defenses need to be decreased. Tds scored by any player running need to be scored the same. Tds receiving need to be scored on the same scale for every player. Special teams TDs by a WR or RB need to count for that player, since fumbles already do! Missed FG's (-3?). The league is good but could be better. As always, we need to have complete participation throughout the season too. I for one know I could find some people happy to join, if that's the problem. And to Vega and Venwazballs, don't be afraid to buy a few rounds of beer at the party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (since you won almost all the FUCKING money!)

01/05/2000

12:28 PM

Bryan

PRI

Wow...no more trash talking, just another dead board after mid-December. Bummer...

01/01/2000

10:58 AM

Bryan

PRI

To "Make an Effort"...I agree. Outside of myself who does this site and the stats, being in the league doesn't take up much time at all. If someone doesn't want to put forth the minimum effort to compete, they should pack it up at this seasons end. Not only does it make them look dumb AND cost them $$$, it potentially screws up the rest of the league. I'm the one that bitches the most about it and am glad to hear someone else speak their mind.

12/14/1999

09:53 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Russ, you deserve all the respect in the world for grabbing that #6 seed. I'm sure that Venwaz Balls are losing sleep over this weekend's matchup.

12/14/1999

09:45 PM

Russ

HTRN

Nice to see PMF finally pay homage to the great High Tech Rednecks. The rest of the league should be as wise.

12/13/1999

10:47 PM

Make an Effort

PMF

Here's a question? Why spend money joining a league and going thru the draft when by week 2 you're already throwing in the towel. It's a complete joke and fucks up the entire league when teams can't make the effort to submit lineups and know when bye weeks are occurring. Why don't you just do everyone a favor and not rejoin. It sucks for everyone. You cannot tell me that it takes that much time out of a busy schedule to spend 5 minutes on a Thursday checking to see which teams have byes and submitting a lineup. It reminds me of the White Sox/Giants trade, or the Bulls "rebuilding" bullshit--why even take part when you don't even give yourself a chance. And by the way, I hope the Rednecks (one of the few teams that does make an effort) decide to fuck up this week and play injured or bye week players so we can win. Might as well win that way since nobody else gives a shit.

12/13/1999

04:55 PM

Russ

HTRN

Does this mean you won't be patting yourself on the back anymore this year?

12/09/1999

07:23 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

HTR & Cyclones, if you go back to a writeup around week #4, PRI had already proclaimed that their team was mostly "smoke & mirrors". We'll take your critique without a fight, as we know full well that we stunk this year. However, both of you dickheads are being pretty mouthy for not having won anything yet...and if the Cyclones continue to keep playing the wrong damn guys it'll be a early playoff exit. Wishing luck to Pull My Finger this weekend and here's hoping the Dukes don't do their usual stupid stunt of playing their bye week guys (Chicago this week). Oh Russ, you forgot that Gene had dubbed our division the "Fishheads & Rice" Conference on draft day. Guess some curry and Moosehead beer would be nice with that as well, eh?

12/09/1999

09:06 AM

Cyclones

G-Men, the Cyclones thank you for your efforts last weekend. Oh, and by the way commish, that Washington D you mentioned that sucked is only 5 points behind that 5th round powerhouse Seattle D. I know, I know there will some fourth order quadratic equation you will pull out of your ass to explain once again how bad the Washington D is and how the Cyclones have thrown the season away. But I have to say a 60.544% efficiency rating was great to see by PRI. By the way congrats to HTR for their inaggural visit to the post season!

12/08/1999

11:19 AM

Russ

HTRN

You couldn’t even make it close. It was like taking candy from a baby….Huey. If you were in a real conference, you would have been out of the playoff picture a long time ago. Why do we call it the American Conference anyhow? Have seen you seen the composition the these teams. Maybe the Coconut or Rice, maybe the Curry conference would be better suited.

12/07/1999

08:16 PM

steve

pmf (sucky sucky)

choke.com

You want choking? How bout losing to a horseshit team that had only 5 players that played! As Jim Mora would say..."WE SUCKED"

12/07/1999

12:48 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Hey Cyclones, regardless of what your opponents did, when through week #10 your team was averaging 154 PPG and you then rattle off weekly scores of 110 and 106, I'd call that choking. As for Rae Carruth, Gene and I have already sent a check to the Carolina Bail Bondsman.

12/04/1999

08:47 AM

Lem

PMF

biteme@aol.dot.dot.dot

Just wondering, is PRI gonna post bail for Rae Carruth so that they can pick him up or draft him next year?

12/03/1999

03:01 PM

Cyclones

Best of luck to the G-Men! Need your assistance this weekend. Alos commish, I wouldn't call two weeks in a row with our opponents setting season high scoring choking. But then being the humble Cyclones who are we to speak up against the almighty PRI.

12/03/1999

09:25 AM

Bryan

PRI

Poor pitiful PRI...we finally get a couple decent RB performances and they're both hurting this week. AND, we're playing the Dukes in a week where they can't play any bye-week players, so they're forced to be at full strength. We're missing Carter. Ouch...

11/19/1999

07:18 AM

Carnac

PMF

Toldyousosoblowme.com

I guess $3 spent on Joey Galloway wasn't as DUMB as some of you pinheads thought....by the way, I want my cut for initiating the pay per view event

11/17/1999

02:48 PM

Bryan

PRI

avoidingreality@everychance

...and just how many points DID Tiki Barber have for you that week? Yup, he did nicely. AGAIN you conveniently ignore the subject matter that exposes you for what idiots you truly are...and you tell ME to paint an accurate picture? Hypocrite.

11/13/1999

11:35 AM

Russ

HTRN

I am not defending Tiki Barber as a player. He sucks and everybody knows it. We needed him as a bye week starter and he filled the slot (not that you would understand the concept of filling slots, only Gene’s dirt hole). Paint an accurate picture once in a while. I do admire your honestly regarding your RB’s, it takes a fat......I mean big man to admit his mistakes. By the way, Gene, keep up the comments you really kill me.

11/13/1999

07:18 AM

Geno

PRI

Before you respond Russ, that is pretty much my average daily routine

11/12/1999

10:31 PM

Geno

PRI

I am already in training for the cage match with the rednecks. The training consists of drinking kegs of beer and doing the Polka with women from Milwaukee. Yah hey der bring on them rednecks don't yah know.

11/12/1999

10:29 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

On a side note, I'm a bit disappointed that the Cyclones are betting on the Rednecks over PRI in the cage match. For God's sake we have the weight advantage...well, at least over Russ.

11/12/1999

07:05 AM

Bryan

PRI

russsuckscock@daveshouse.com

Hmmmm...does anybody find it "weird" how Russ is still defending the Tiki Barber pickup, even after he dropped 'em (sort of a repeat from last year, eh?). PRI has complained often about our shitty RBs and can't seem to find a solution. I don't defend Larry Centers in the least, but being that he's a product of Arizona, Gene loves him. Let it go on public record that I neither condone nor enjoy my partner's fetishes. But, Russ, what's funnier is that in your pathetic attempts to discredit the defending league champs, I notice how you conveniently overlook your bumblings in the QB department - which statistically is without argument THE MOST IMPORTANT POSITION IN OUR LEAGUE. Once you get your hands and mouth off of Dave's cock, please reply back to remind us who you drafted again...tell us about that great #25 overall league pick, and what happened to his backup. Afterwards, feel free to discuss the joys of never having a winning season. THEN, if you want to further defend Tiki you'll hear no complaints from me...just giggles.

11/12/1999

07:03 AM

Geno

PRI

Part 2, And if you believe that piece of crap, maybe you would like to bet on the total points of Tiki vs. Larry.

11/11/1999

10:52 PM

geno

PRI

Dear Russ, Our Stupidity may pay off as it looks like Pittman is getting the start over Murrell this week. Because apparently...... Murrell SUCKS. Our top secret plan of carrying every # 2 back in the league may be starting to work as we prepare to defend our SUPERBOWL championship.

11/11/1999

10:49 PM

Russ

HTRN

Larry Centers vs. Tiki Barber. You carry Larry Centers for two years. We pick up Tiki for a week. You call us fools while you have saddled yourselves (not hard to picture) with the likes of Priest Holmes, Faulk (as in Kevin), Larry Centers and Pittman. As pathetic as it sounds "Antowain Smith is your star". I’m sure that you would have piled on just as much shit if we picked up any of those saps. Why don’t you get off your lazy ass and update the top players list. You can then see where your running backs line up against ours. By the way, go ahead and make fun of the Mare scoring system. Of course it pales in comparison to the DelGreco zero point system.

11/10/1999

09:49 PM

Pasternock

Cyclones

Sniveling@whiner.com

I thought HBO had the rights to the big event. $ 20 on the red necks, by round 3.

11/10/1999

07:40 AM

D. King

Everybody's Team

Letsmakesomemoney@Attica.gov

Did I hear about a Main Event? The Rectums Vs. The Necks Gentlemen, This stupendous extravaganza can be shown on Showtime. "Bottom To The Top! The Epic Battle Of The Millennium! Which Orifice Rules The Human Body!"

11/09/1999

06:37 PM

Pasternock

Cyclones

Relax.com

I knew that would get a rise out of ya commish!

11/07/1999

04:49 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

In contrary to Russ' comments, we certainly did want the Seattle D where we got 'em, for the reason that they were somewhat of a sure thing on D. So far I don't see any real arguments to the contrary. As for skilled positions, remember the guy saying that I have a problem is responsible for drafting Bubby Brister with the #25 pick overall and then up & dropped Steve McNair, their #5 "skilled" draft pick. Need I even mention again the great pickup of Tiki Barber? OK, I will since it was so goddamn funny! Nice try Russ...

11/05/1999

06:02 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Hey Cyclones dude...if you're going to comment like a retard I'll have to treat you like one. You mean to tell me that you honestly believe getting the most out of the team you have has nothing to do with success? The last three seasons we've been #2, #1, and #1...and unlike the High Tech Rednecks we haven't consistently sucked. Last season you were #3, and both of us were in the Super Bowl. Sure, it's not a perfect system...but just because two dumbass decisions this year cost you games, don't immediately blame the system. At least when we lose it's because we're terrible, not morons.

11/05/1999

05:56 PM

Russ

HTRN

Two things....first Byran and Gene haven't been able to reach their backs for about 10 years........second.....Paul you shouldn't be putting out false email addresses for risk of Ruffy trying to send to it.

11/04/1999

08:46 PM

Russ

HTRN

Bryan has a problem. He knows that his 5th round defensive draft pick was a waste. To make up for it, he cries about it like a stuck pig. The simple fact is that although Seatle is currently the number one defense they do not justify a 5th round pick. You see, what really matters is the point spread throughout the position. If you look at the point difference between the 1st and the 10th place defense, it comes down to 56 points or 7 points per game on average for the year to date. By the way the number two and three defenses were not even drafted. They are currently scoring only a point or two less per week. The same can not be said for QB’s or other skill positions. The point spread drops more rapidly and therefore it is more important to draft those positions earlier. These are the rules the Red Necks follow on draft day and although our execution may not be the best, the logic holds. The rest of the league would be wise and follow our sure fire and proven draft methods.

11/04/1999

08:41 PM

Pasternock

Cyclones

Eatmyshorts@priisgod.com

Here, Here to PRI!! You guys are the best! When does the handicap system kick for us retarded folk. By the way the efficiency ratings are a waste of time. All a high efficiency rating means, is that the rest of your team absolutely sucks!!! There I said it. The Cyclones once again bow to the almighty PRI!! Again pain and suffering to the assholes for the weekend, which I am sure they will experience playing Venwaz Balls.

11/04/1999

07:28 AM

T Rasnic

Dukes

TRASNIC@compuserve.com

"Also, thought I'd give a pat on the back to PRI for their monster comeback victory on Monday night!!! More this evening..." Gee Bryan you guys are the best! May be the rest of us should just forfit the rest of our games because there' s no way anyone could beat the almighty PRI!!!, PRI!!!, PRI!!!

11/03/1999

10:17 PM

lemke

pmf

dalemmer,lemmer14

I think at the season ending party we need to have a pay per view ultimate fighting or cage match w/the Rednecks and Pri as the main event. Anyone who wants to be on the undercard needs to enroll now. We can use league money to payout bets.

11/03/1999

10:00 AM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Hey High Tech Rednecks...I just noticed that our terrible, "way too high in the draft" #5 pick, the Seattle D, has so far this year outscored every player on your roster. Tell me again who YOUR #5 draft pick was? Oh, sorry, forgot...you dumped him and now he plays for the G-Men.

11/02/1999

07:43 AM

Chris

venwaz balls

It's about time they decided to pull favre out of the game. FARVE SUCKS!!!

11/02/1999

12:04 AM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

VEGA (Marc), gee, my humblest apologies but I believed that three replies to you on the same subject was enough. Did you really think things were suddenly going to change? Sorry that you missed out on a roll-off, but get over it already. Next time send me something I can actually open & read!

10/31/1999

11:19 AM

Marc

VEGA

Thanks for the response to my e-mail on friday Bryan! I guess there won't be a redo on the roll off. Thanks

10/30/1999

07:10 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

As usual I have to give my two thumbs up to Russ and his "right on target" comments. Silly me to think that I, the commish, could get away with all these shenanigans and not have the league genius uncover the big scam. Sure, we win all the important roll-offs…in fact our last one, Byron Hanspard, was so great that somehow he'll carry us to another league championship while residing in the free agent pool. Just for kicks, I purposely use my High Tech Rednecks special two-sided die when HTR is involved in any roll-off. I just gave them a 6 in the first round of the Griese roll-off so they wouldn't suspect anything. Also, we rigged the random pull-numbers-out-of-the-hat deal so that PRI would most assuredly be in the weakest conference (never mind that Venwaz is part of it). However, my crowning achievement was hiding in the Denver Broncos locker room and smacking Terrell Davis in the knee with a lead pipe when he wasn't looking…just so HTR would lose their #1 draft pick. SO, you got me. SHAME ON YOU, SFFL league, for not figuring all of this out sooner. I only have one question for Russ - you seem to blame your shortcoming on my being commish…but didn't HTR still suck when YOU and Dave ran the league? Hmmmm…call me kooky, but maybe all of my cheating really has nothing to do with your consistently terrible fantasy football performance after all.

10/30/1999

10:50 AM

R. Fyfe

HTRN

Hey Paul I hope you were kidding about the roll-off favoritism regarding the Rednecks. I wish the transaction page listed the full details but I assure you the favoritism goes against the famous Red Necks. It has been this way ever since Bryan became commissioner. Look at the record, we have won only 1 FUCKING roll-off this year. We have lost about five. Bryan makes comments about us picking up Tiki Barber but walk a mile (or 3 years and couple hundred bucks) in my shoes and you would do the same. Dave and I don’t even try for good players because we know it’s money down the drain. Somehow the Red Necks die only has two numbers on it, a 1and a 2. The only favoritism has (not suprisingly) gone PRI’s way. Not only do they win important roll-offs but they have also padded their conference with the likes of the G-Men and Ruffy. A sure way to make the playoffs

10/29/1999

10:14 PM

R. FYFE

HTRN

I’d be a hypocrite if I was to complain but don’t those Tripod pop-ups bug you? It’s almost as bad as trying to find the free pictures on a Japanese porno site.

10/29/1999

10:12 PM

Pasternock

Cyclones

I was beginning to wonder myself if this page still worked! Just a note to wish the Blind Squirrels good lick this weekend. Jeff George has been given the go-ahead to wear his pampers throughout the entire game, as to offset all his fucking whining. Word of adive to Jeffery, MOSS!. And to the Commish, favoring HTR the way you do on the roll-offs is becoming a little ridiculous. Oh, and yes the Cyclones are a little dyslexic on their running back selections, so easy on the commentary!! Good luck this weekend to all but the assholes(as usual just pain and suffering to them).

10/29/1999

09:13 AM

Marc

VEGA

I did send in a transaction this week for Leshon Johnson. I don't know why you could not open it Bryan, but I feel that the roll-off should be redone. I have never had a problem before. Hopefully you will see this tonight. I had a basketball game tonight and just got home now, 11 pm.

10/29/1999

12:09 AM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Some morons like Russ send smartass comments to the e-mail. Gee, I wasn't the one who told him to pick up Tiki Barber...but he tells me to fuck off anyway. Huh???

10/28/1999

11:06 PM

Lemke

pmf

I guess everyone has given up hope or is already bored---it's not even November yet!

10/28/1999

02:16 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Gee, what a great board. Nobody's posting, complaining, etc. Steve (PMF), it's working but nobody's using it.

10/28/1999

07:06 AM

lem

pmf

does this page still work??????/

10/28/1999

12:10 AM

lem

pmf

does this page still work??????/

10/28/1999

12:09 AM

lem

pmf

Don't tell me that no one makes any smartass comments anymore....that's what makes the league fun!

10/28/1999

12:08 AM

lemke

pull my finger

dalemmer

Anyone wanting a competent Rb or Wr or maybe both for a competent QB, email me. Brown,Kirby,Mathis,Schroeder are definitely available--just ask about others too if interested.

10/13/1999

07:03 PM

Terrell Davis

Denver Broncos

ACL-MCL@IR.COM

Hello High Tech Rednecks...Bubby Brister passed on your addresses to me. I just wanted to say SORRY for making it harder for you to achieve greatness in your fantasy football league this year. However, from what I understand, failure in this league is nothing new to you. So I guess it's just back to business as usual. Please accept my sincerest apologies, and for what it's worth, good luck.

10/05/1999

07:07 AM

The Internet Police

YOUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

This league has exceeded the whine ratio instituted by the 1997 U.S. Congress. Please settle down before we send out Secret Agent Linda Tripp. (She likes Buffalo Shrimp!!!) In closing, We thank the commissioner for the recent "Donation" made to our betterment fund. Any further rule verifications are $2M extra.

10/04/1999

09:32 PM

lemke

pmf

I finally figured out a way to win a rolloff---you have to beat yourself---otherwise you end up beating your meat

10/01/1999

05:51 PM

Pasternock

Cyclones

Put it to a vote!!!!

10/01/1999

07:13 AM

Sneed

Assholes

Commish, This league is based on democracy not dictatoship. No ill feelings at all , this is simply a rule interpretation. In all other league i have been involved in, a simple vote could overturn any decision/interpretation. If your're so confident that there was no infraction, PUT IT TO A VOTE. If it passes, you'll go down as true innovators, like the forward pass. True peace OUT.

09/30/1999

09:27 PM

Sneed

Assholes

09/30/1999

09:27 PM

Sneed

Assholes

09/30/1999

09:26 PM

lemke

pmf

I'd like to have the commish rolling the dice when I'm on the craps table--maybe that would make me happy

09/29/1999

12:23 PM

Geno

PRI

What a bunch of Fuckin Whiners. If you Knew how to draft no one would have a PROBLEM.

09/28/1999

09:47 PM

Bryan, "The Commish"

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

To the league, on a more serious note than my colorful commentary far below: I don’t know what else to say that hasn’t already been explained and frankly don’t feel the need to further justify or defend this situation. However, so that EVERYONE understands…the bottom line is that it was a ruling that did NOT compromise any rule additions or modifications. Had nobody used it this past week, it probably would not have even been mentioned due to these just-stated reasons. THINK ABOUT IT. Sadly, what seems to be the major bitch from the vocal minority is that the commish was the first to implement it AND it did happen to work out in my favor. OK, I’d agree that seems rather coincidental, but does that in itself make it cheating? I still rolled the dice like everyone else…geez, Gene and I just felt lucky! If the issue is on withholding information, i.e., “not telling the rest of the league”, then please tell me when I was supposed to bring it up. ANYONE could have either asked me this or just done it, and it would have been fine. Outside of rule changes or amendments, this was handled no differently than other issues or questions that have come up in the past. It’s too bad that the idea only occurred to one person. [new paragraph] Every year there have been issues that, as the commish, I’ve had to make decisions on that were not only “last minute” but not always popular with everyone. However, I believe I’ve been more than fair with info sharing and rulings; I have gladly answered all questions directed my way and try to give the benefit of the doubt whenever possible. The point is that we all want the league to be FAIR and FUN. If you don’t agree with me, feel the league isn’t fair and that the commish is cheating…well, that’s a shame, and perhaps you should join another league next year. Hopefully this will put an end to what should not have been a major issue – so in parting I should thank Russ for the idea, and by all means everyone feel free to use his idea to fatten the league pot.

09/28/1999

07:46 PM

lemke

pmf

lemmer14

I do not agree w/how the whole Hanspard transaction went down. Although it wasn't that big of a deal, I do think if teams had known that this underhanded means of bidding was legal, it would have been put to use long before this transaction. Don't you think that there have been many occasions where teams have had two shitty or inj players at one position in past years, and only really wanted one particular free agent? Now, w/this year's rules, all it may do is create more headaches for evreyone involved when attempting to acquire a crappy free agent. Hopefully most of the headaches are THE COMMISH's. Because, although he does a hell of a job on being commish, it seems that these rules that raise ?'s always seem to wind up in his favor--regardless if Hanspard does well or not, he wouldn't have had him. So I guess all we can do is prepare for the next shady, shifty, basakwards move that benefits anyone but ourselves.

09/27/1999

03:50 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Interesting comment Russ...being that I've been in a whopping THREE roll-offs over the past TWO seasons and won two of 'em, that's a pretty good percentage. Last year I was on the Holcome side of the "Holmes-Holcombe" rule, and that turned out to be a great acquisition. Perhaps if I jumped on the bandwagon every week like some of the others I'd lose a few more.

09/25/1999

08:29 AM

Russ

HTRN

What I find amazing is that Bryan went through the trouble of this 2 player drop. For some reason Bryan never seems to lose many roll-offs. Bryan always gets his man.

09/25/1999

07:10 AM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

OK...looks like I managed to liven up this bulletin board. Mission Accomplished! Thanks to the Cheesy-Poofs (you're probably right about Atlanta) and Russ for the comments. This wasn't some big secret the commish was holding back from the league - it happened fast and was, as Russ said, answering his question. Certainly some of this negativity is due to it being MY team being the benefactor (you can cut the BS, you know that's true). Just remember this is all for fun, so lighten up people.

09/24/1999

10:12 AM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Eric, you moron. I DID share it with the league, on the transaction results e-mail. This isn't a fucking rules change, amendment, addition NOR is it cheating...so it's not like any urgent summit meeting needed to be called for discussion. Russ made a couple statements below which pretty much clear up the situation. NO BIG DEAL. You and the Assholes are the only ones who were overly vocal on the situation. So, instead of acting like a whiny prick, put your $$$ where your bigass mouth is and PROVE to me that any wrongdoing was done. If you can do it I'll gladly pay all of your year-end bills!

09/24/1999

10:07 AM

ERIK

BLIND SQUIRRELS

COMMISH, I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT I DIDN'T EVEN GO FOR HANSPARD (I HAVE ENOUGH SHITTY RB'S ON MY TEAM). I THINK THAT IF SOMEBODY COMES TO YOU, (ESPECIALLY RUSSELL), WITH A MOVE QUESTION YOU MIGHT FUCKING SHARE THAT DISCOVERY WITH THE WHOLE FUCKING LEAGUE SO WE MIGHT ALSO BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF CHEATING ALSO. SO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED FUCK-YOU. AND ANOTHER THING YOUR WHINING ABOUT HAVING BAD PLAYERS TO START AT R.B., HAVE YOU TAKEN A LOOK AT MY TEAM?

09/24/1999

07:20 AM

Erik

Blind Squirrels

Commish,

09/24/1999

07:10 AM

Russ

HTRN

I guess may partial submittal shows how brilliant I am......anyhow, my story starts below........continuing....I have always wondered how the other teams work their drop adds (except the Dukes) because prior years show Dave and I must be doing something wrong. I thought of all sort of different methods of "if I lose this guy in a roll-off, I want to pick up this guy". Nothing was with-in the rules. I thought that maybe doing want Bryan did was on the borderline so I asked for his prior ruling. He had no problem with it and nor do I. I'm just glad I didn't submit two players for O'Donnel.

09/23/1999

09:32 PM

Russ

HTRN

Look, the Red Necks were in need for a starting QB for this week. So I'm getting sick and tired of loosing every Fucking roll-off and tried to figure a way of improving our odds at getting a player we might actually want. (To show how brilliant I actually am, I was actually worried about getting O'Donnel or Gannon I figured the band wagon jumpers would be all over these two superstars. To be honest

09/23/1999

09:24 PM

Dan

Cheesy-Poofs

dheney@maplefloor.org

For the record - We didn't bitch about how the "Commish" pulled off his acquisition of Hanspard. It should make for some interesting roll-offs the rest of the year. Lay-off the "Commish" - it looks like the Falcons are going to suck all year anyway. I think Kimbal Anders is available if someone needs a RB

09/23/1999

09:11 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

You know, I take the time to explain a pretty cool discovery, and I get back almost exactly what I expected. GEE, what a surprise! Imagine, the teams that lost in the Hanspard roll-off write back to bitch. The others said nothing. I'm shocked. You know what...BOO-FUCKING-HOO. We were facing the prospect of having to start Larry Centers (for Gods sake), and feel quite fortunate that we won the roll off. By the way, the "drop two player" deal is NOT a rules change or addition, nor is it illegal. If I chose to drop half of my shitty lineup, each with the chance to pick up one particular player, I could do so. SO COULD YOU. The fact that you didn't think about it in the past is just too-fucking-bad. Know what, I didn't think of it either. RUSSELL did. That's right, the same guy who was the first to actually get the "Holmes-Holcombe" tiered deal right last year to help his free agent pickup chances. Gotta hand it to him, outside of draft day he does show streaks of brilliance. As for you complainers - primarily the Assholes & Blind Squirrels - YOU are the ones with weak arguments to the contrary. You even state that there's nothing in the rules that indicates this was wrong. Well, NO SHIT...if there was we would not have done it, and I would have told Russ that his idea wouldn't work. My feelings are that you pussies would have said NOTHING if PRI didn't win the roll-off, so this is now your excuse to imply that we're cheating to help ourselves. Real nice, guys. When you get a minute, pull your finger out of your nose and use it to flip through the rules book...take a good, long, hard look at the big highlighed box on the last page. See what that says? Do I need to spell it out for you? Interpretation or not, I AM following the rules, and you're just pissed that by doing something that was never done before, you didn't get one player. Jamal Anderson will be available on waivers in a couple weeks, go grab him. Until then GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

09/23/1999

08:47 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

RUSS, my Redneck friend...you can lie about the people posting but you can't adjust the times. It also helps if you spell their name correctly. Can you at least TRY to use this BB service like an adult for a change?

09/18/1999

09:35 AM

SneEd

Assholes

Someone spelled SneAd wrong. Wonder who that could be Russ.

09/17/1999

12:14 PM

Snead

Assholes

lower

09/16/1999

06:40 AM

Snead

Assholes

lower

09/16/1999

06:40 AM

Gene

PRI

I say lower

09/16/1999

06:39 AM

Erick

Blind Squirrels

I say lower

09/16/1999

06:38 AM

Russ

HTRN

Give me a break. Can you explain why your 15th pick Defense out-scored your 5th pick. Additionally I would to put up a vote on lowering the commisioner fee. Since the league pretty much runs itself it is only just. I say lower it to 25 dollars a year. Please vote on the sound off page.

09/16/1999

06:36 AM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Gee, glad to see people SENDING me comments via e-mail but not posting here. Guess I'll have to do some cutting & pasting! Anyway, just wanted to mention - primarily to the Rednecks - that our fifth-round draft pick (Seattle D) had 30 points, which outscored EVERY player but one (McNair) on the HTR roster in week #1. If you guys want to trade 'em for the crippled Terrell Davis, drop me a line...and we'll throw in Ahman Green so you have someone when Watters disappears.

09/15/1999

09:31 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

From a late night e-mail on his home address, Ruffy (Larry) is now claiming that he sent me his lineups on Wednesday, and that not only did I receive them but I commented back to him. Gee, news to me. Supposedly they were sent from WORK, and what do you want to bet that the dumbfuck never actually SENT the message? Maybe it's stuck in the server at work (ask the Cheesy-Poofs about that), but regardless if the lazy bastard would check his regular e-mail and the website regulary there would be no problems. Still never heard boo from the Dukes. Fantasy football fever - CATCH IT!

09/11/1999

10:32 AM

Russ

Red Necks

I bet the Ass-holes are already bragging about their win.

09/11/1999

09:22 AM

Dan

Chessy-Poofs

dheney@maplefloor.org

Hey Commish - there need to be some kind of penalty for this transgression. How about they both get the "Kick in the Dick(s)" for the week. Another good ideas would be to make them forfiet the game but allow them to post points for the players they submit. This cannot go unpunished. What did Week 1 sneak up on them??

09/10/1999

04:33 PM

marc

VEGA

Shouldn't they have to forfiet anyway? Come on its the first game.

09/10/1999

11:20 AM

"The Commish"

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

VEGA: sorry Marc...the mistake has been Korrected. LEAGUE: hope we get the lineups from Ruffy and Dukes so there are no forfeit wins. Ruffy & Dukes: just a reminder, there are no refunds! Way to start off the season on a good note...

09/09/1999

11:47 PM

Vegas

Vega

Commish, can you please correct the spelling of my name on the team info page, Marc NOT K!

09/09/1999

10:42 AM

Vegas

VEGA

Sorry for the shot then, cyclones.

09/09/1999

10:40 AM

Pasternock

Cyclugs, Cyclogs, Whatever

PPasternoc@aol.com

I know I know I speak for the entire league in wishing the Assholes failure, injury, and pain this season. By the way VEGA, the dig was completely reserved for PRI and their monopoly on the cash last year. My wishes for the Assholes though is sincere.

09/08/1999

05:42 PM

Vegas

Vega

By the way Cyclogs, How's Rob Moore?

09/08/1999

03:44 PM

Steve Lemke

Pull My Finger

lemmer14@aol.com

I wish bad luck onto every team in the league, especially lucky bastards that drafted players like Moss and E.Smith in 1998 and rode them to the winner's circle. More to come once we defeat PRI in week one.

09/07/1999

11:53 PM

Bryan

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Glad to see your replies...sorry someone's gotta break the bad news to you! :) I never said that PRI would dominate like last year but I feel pretty good about the team. Outside of Jamal no real Moss-type gamebreakers but lots of contributors. All I can say for now is "Prove Me Wrong, Chumps!"

09/07/1999

11:11 PM

Pasternock

Cyclones

PPasternoc@aol.com

Commish, Commish, Commish! Always trying to instigate some comments from the lowly Cyclones! Yes we tend to mirror our college counter parts but I certainly don't think PRI will dominate anybody! Who the hell did you have in the Superbowl? VEGA vs PRI? Willing to put money on that one? I am not saying that the Cyclones will be there, but it now is the time to give the commish shit, while the Cyclones are 0-0. Due to the fact that the Cyclones will be playing the Superbowl bound VEGA this week. Better start viewing the game tapes now. Another all nighter in the works!

09/07/1999

10:06 PM

Sneed

Assholes

Hey Commish, all of your pre-season analysis, "PRI looks solid". What the hell are you looking at! How about taking some time away from stroking yourself. Can't wait for the new season. Don't get me wrong, even the Assholes have some reservations.

09/07/1999

09:25 PM

Gene Dorsch

PRI

I would like to use this forum to thank all the wonderful people in the SFFL. You are all my dear friends and I love you so.

09/05/1999

08:30 AM

Bryan McGonigal

PRI

Well, guess I gotta comment on something. Hey HIGH TECH REDNECKS - how's that QB situation in Denver treating ya? Also, how are your feet? Much better than Chrebets, I assume. Off to another great start this year, and the season hasn't even began...

09/04/1999

10:44 AM

"The Commish"

PRI

sffl1997@aol.com

Hello everyone! Here's the official league BULLETIN BOARD, where you can post your gripes, comments, and "opinions" on other teams. Posts happen immediately so be careful. Let the CARNAGE begin!

09/04/1999

10:40 AM

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